If you knew a bit about me, to a greater or lesser degree, you would know that I sometimes like to celebrate special events or the birthdays of loved ones in the form of a (vaguely) comical video.
This year my lover turned 26 so I sewed her a tiny chameleon, got her some brightly colored ankle socks and made this video with the help of about 30 other friends and family members.
Without any further ado, please take in as much as you can of this completely unbiased news report revealing my girlfriend’s new, heartfelt ambition to run for president of the United States of America.